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Anti-vaxxers volunteer en masse amidst coronavirus scare

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World. – “It is only natural”, says Jennifer Clueless in response to the coronavirus scare, leader of the largest anti-vaxx movement in the world, “Murderers of Children, and Proud!”.

Jennifer explains, “Why fight the natural order of the world? If you die from the Corona virus, then God must have meant for you to die! And to show we walk the talk we’re offering ourselves up to the community at large. God will protect us! Because we respect his wish that you shouldn’t mess with Nature.”

Planes full of anti-vaxxers are expected to fly to the affected areas around midnight, today.